7 Ways Spray & Go Is Better Than A Pile Of Poop!

SMELL
Spray & Go eliminates filthy odors, leaving behind a pleasant aroma
Poop is one of the world’s leading producers of funky smells. Only the most skilled can tame it.
ENDURANCE
Spray & Go has enough juice in the caboose for more than 100 uses!
The idea of reusing poop makes us sick and, frankly, we don’t want to think about it.
TRAVELS WELL
Spray & Go fits perfectly in your pocket or purse. You can practically take if anywhere.
Look, you can try it but, chances are you won’t get very far.
EL NATUREL
Spray & Go is derived from natural ingredients which means no harsh chemicals getting up in your b….
….business.
Despite what you’ve read on the internet, as natural as poop may be, it offers no health benefits.
GIFT GIVING
Spray & Go makes a great stocking stuffer. Especially for those hard-to-buy-for uncles and awkward collegues.
Please don’t do this.
APPEARANCE
Spray & Go comes dressed to impress in a cute little two ounce bottle.
Poop is poop. It can’t look good no mater how hard it tries. (No offense poop.)
POTTY MANNERS
Spray & Go allows you to always leave the bathroom smelling fresh for the next visitor.
The lingering smell of poop destroys marriages and ruins workplace relationships. We’ve all seen this happen.