7 Ways Spray & Go Is Better Than A Pile Of Poop!
SMELL
Spray & Go eliminates filthy odors, leaving behind a pleasant aroma
💩 Poop is one of the world’s leading producers of funky smells. Only the most skilled can tame it.
ENDURANCE
Spray & Go has enough juice in the caboose for more than 100 uses!
💩 The idea of reusing poop makes us sick and, frankly, we don’t want to think about it.
TRAVELS WELL
Spray & Go fits perfectly in your pocket or purse. You can practically take if anywhere.
💩 Look, you can try it but, chances are you won’t get very far.
EL NATUREL
Spray & Go is derived from natural ingredients which means no harsh chemicals getting up in your b….
….business.
💩 Despite what you’ve read on the internet, as natural as poop may be, it offers no health benefits.
GIFT GIVING
Spray & Go makes a great stocking stuffer. Especially for those hard-to-buy-for uncles and awkward collegues.
💩 Please don’t do this.
APPEARANCE
Spray & Go comes dressed to impress in a cute little two ounce bottle.
💩 Poop is poop. It can’t look good no mater how hard it tries. (No offense poop.)
POTTY MANNERS
Spray & Go allows you to always leave the bathroom smelling fresh for the next visitor.
💩 The lingering smell of poop destroys marriages and ruins workplace relationships. We’ve all seen this happen.